M – O – T – H – E – R
“M” is for the Million things she gave me, a bath, changed my diaper, and checked my temperature, with a simply forehead swipe!
“O” means Only that she’s growing old, but not old enough to check my temperature quickly with a TemporalScanner.
“T” is for the Tears she shed to save me,  and no tears when she checked my temperature, no ears, no rears, no fears, no tears with the Exergen TemporalScanner.
“H” is for her Heart of purest gold; and used all her heart to scan my forehead as she was concerned I had a fever!
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining, that can see the display when she checks my temperature.
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be, and will get the right temperature with the Exergen TemporalScanner thermometer!
Put them all together, they spell
“MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.
Howard Johnson (c. 1915) (modified by Bob Harris, 2012, Exergen Corp.)

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